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The Main Event

Saturday 3rd August 1996


Programme Schedule
What was on when at The Main Event...


10.30 A.M. to 10.00 P.M.
Stourbridge Town Hall, Stourbridge,
Near Birmingham, West Midlands, U.K.





The Main Room
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Music and Mirth
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[Also at The Main Event...]


THE MAIN ROOM

Morning

10.00am
ITV Opening Night From The Guildhall (17 minutes).

10.20am
ITV Opening Night Trailer (4 minutes).

10.25am
ITV Opening Night Programme Trailer (4 minutes).

10.30am
Event Opening and Kaleidoscope Corporate Promo
followed by
The Hanged Man: "Wheel of Fortune" (50 minutes).

  • Taut thriller starring Colin Blakely as a "dead man" chasing his would-be killers.
  • 11.30am
    The Odd Man: "The Very Big Question Mark" (50 minutes).
    followed by
    The Edward Woodward Hour:
    Callan/Father Dear Father crossover sketch (7 minutes).

  • Regarded by Mr. Woodward as the most embarrassing moment of his entire career!
  • Afternoon

    12.30pm
    Children's Hour
    featuring

    The Adventures of Rupert Bear: "Rupert and the Old Hat" (9 minutes).

  • Everyone knows his name...

  • Pipkins: "The Toymakers" (12 minutes).

  • One of only three surviving episodes featuring living legend Hartley Hare, and all your other favourite characters.

  • Cloppa Castle: "Time For a Change" (10 minutes).

  • Living in harmony...

  • Here Comes Mumfie: "The Witch of Up in the Sky" (10 minutes).

  • Soundtrack by The Mumfie Gang.

  • Origami: VTR 3329 (15 minutes).

  • Audience participation returns to Kaleidoscope. Have your square of paper at the ready...
  • 1.30pm
    Object Z: "1: The Meteor" (25 minutes).

  • The recently-returned episode of this science fiction series, from the future creator of Freewheelers.
  • 2.00pm
    "Things You Never Thought You'd See Again" presented by Tony Currie (60 minutes).

  • Previously seen only at Royal Television Society functions, this acclaimed lecture featured extracts from many opening nights and early TV series, including Oh Boy! and footage of Tony himself as a Scottish Television continuity announcer in the sixties.
  • 3.25pm
    Alfred Burke introduced
    Extract from
    Public Eye: "It Must Be The Architecture, Couldn't Be The Climate" (7 minutes).

  • The only surviving footage from this otherwise missing episode, derived from a 1968 ABC press trailer.
  • followed by

    Public Eye: "Paid in Full" (50 minutes).

  • Another of the acclaimed monochrome Brighton instalments written by our guest Roger Marshall and unseen in UK Gold's recent repeat run.
  • 4.30pm
    Jacqueline Davis and Roger Marshall introduced
    Zodiac: "Death of a Crab" (50 minutes).
    followed by guest panel (40 minutes).

    Evening

    6.00pm
    Man At The Top: "Charity Begins at Home" (50 minutes).

  • Another example of the work of our guest Jacqueline Davis.
  • 7.00pm
    Upstairs Downstairs Remembered [Special Edit] (50 minutes).

  • Featuring additional footage unseen in the televised version.
  • 7.50pm
    Going Shopping With Elizabeth Allen at Harrods. (8 minutes).

  • Top-class advice on how to use a new invention, the tea bag!
  • 8.00pm
    The X Files: "The Unopened File"
    compilation of the episodes "Anasazi", "The Blessing Way" and "Paper Clip".

  • A feature-length story from the phenomenally successful US drama series, presented on our full-sized cinema screen with stereo sound. The concluding two episodes of this three-parter had not at that time been screened on BBC Television.
  • 10.00pm (approx.)
    Closedown


    MUSIC AND MIRTH

    Morning

    10.30am
    Kaleidoscope Corporate Promo
    followed by
    His and Hers: "Neighbours" (25 minutes).

  • Featuring Sue Lloyd, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Madeline Smith.
  • 11.00am
    Do Not Adjust Your Set: VTR 1409 (25 minutes).

  • Fascinating pre-Python revue show featuring Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin and David Jason.
  • 11.25am
    Thank Your Lucky Stars: Gene Pitney extract (5 minutes).

    11.30am
    Whodunnit?: "The Last Act" (45 minutes).

  • Jon Pertwee, who died in May 1996, was to have been one of our guests at The Main Event. We presented a special double bill as a tribute to this master showman, starting with him chairing the popular seventies mystery quiz Whodunnit? This edition proved to be even more timely, also featuring Anthony Valentine and Patrick Mower from Callan, Doctor in Charge's Robin Nedwell and film actress Margaret Lockwood among the guest artists.
  • Afternoon

    12.15pm
    Worzel Gummidge: "Worzel's Washing Day" (25 minutes).

  • Our tribute concluded with Jon Pertwee's favourite role, the lovable scarecrow Worzel. The series also saw the television debut of Charlotte Coleman, more recently seen in Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit and Four Weddings and a Funeral.
  • 12.40pm
    Pig In The Middle: "If Food Be The Music of Love - Play On" (25 minutes).

  • Starring Dinsdale Landen, Liza Goddard and Joanna Van Gyseghem.
  • 1.05pm
    Revolver: Extract featuring The Boomtown Rats and Dire Straits (10 minutes).

    1.15pm
    Frankie Howerd in Concert: extract (15 minutes).

  • John Le Mesurier and Julie Ege find themselves in Leeds under false pretences in the first act of this special. Ooooohhh...
  • 1.30pm
    The Masterspy: VTR 5121 (25 minutes).

  • Puzzles and games controlled by the masterspy, William Franklyn.
  • 2.00pm
    GasTank: VTR 3208 (50 minutes).

  • Featuring Steve Harley and the Strawbs, Dave Cousins, John Ford, Tony Hooper, Richard Hudson and John Entwistle.

    2.50pm
    In Concert: Madeline Bell extract (3 minutes).
    followed by
    Rockstage: Madness extract (7 minutes).

    3.00pm
    Father Dear Father: "Return of the Mummy" (25 minutes).

  • One of only two surviving monochrome outings with the Glover family.
  • 3.30pm
    Luna: "The Clunk Man Cometh" (25 minutes).

  • An early starring role for Patsy Kensit in this innovative science fiction comedy. This episode, the second in the series, also features Robbie Coltrane.

  • 4.00pm
    Carry On Long John: VTR 3735 (50 minutes).

  • The celebrated team are on top form in this rarely-seen television comedy special.
  • 4.52pm
    Mainly Millicent: Roger Moore extract (6 minutes).

  • The star of The Saint appears as James Bond years before he assumed that role in the film series.

  • followed by
    The Morecambe and Wise Show: Extract featuring The Beatles (5 minutes).

    5.10pm
    Get It Together: Edition from 11th November 1980 (25 minutes).

  • Introduced by Roy North, Megg Nicol and Ollie Beak, and featuring a very early appearance by supergroup U2, plus The GB Band, Marshall Doktors and The Piranhas.

  • Evening

    5.40pm
    The Royal Variety Performance 1975: Dad's Army sketch (8 minutes).

    5.50pm
    Thick as Thieves: "Happy Release" (25 minutes).

  • One of Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais' lesser-known works, starring John Thaw and Bob Hoskins.
  • 6.20pm
    Hancock: Extract from his 1967 ABC series (3 minutes).

  • This is the only surviving footage from the episode, recovered from a vintage domestic off-air recording.
  • 6.30pm
    All Star Comedy Carnival: Christmas 1973 edition (90 minutes).

  • Including mini-episodes of Man About The House, Billy Liar (featuring Drop The Dead Donkey's Jeff Rawle) and Doctor in Charge, unseen since the original broadcast.
  • 7.50pm
    Russell Harty Plus: Extract from 1973 featuring The Who (10 minutes).

    8.00pm
    Bliss: Edition from 20th September 1985 (50 minutes).

  • Presented by Muriel Gray and featuring Duran Duran, Scritti Politti, The Cult, Marc Almond and David Cassidy.

  • 8.50pm
    Music and Mirth Closedown

    followed by

    SPECIAL UK PREMIERE PRESENTATION:

    Cadfael: "A Morbid Taste for Bones" (70 minutes).

  • See Sir Derek Jacobi as Ellis Peters' mediaeval sleuth in one of the new episodes from the acclaimed detective series. Our screening was the first time this episode had been seen anywhere in the UK and came over three weeks before its transmission on television. ITV finally screened A Morbid Taste for Bones on Sunday 25th August 1996.


    ALSO AT THE MAIN EVENT...


    Autograph panel with Alfred Burke.

    Exhibition of rare Tony Hancock memorabilia.

    Fully working demonstration of vintage television technology.

    Display of Doctor Who monsters.

    Charity Auction.

    Merchandise Dealers.

    Fully licensed bar.

    Catering facilities.


    Chris Perry looks back on this year's line-up:

    "A wide range of television companies helped Kaleidoscope for The Main Event. Each company brings a unique style of presentation that allows our schedules to reflect everyone's favourites, whilst proving useful as a cultural tool as well. In 1996, audiences laughed at the anarchic comedy of pre-Python sketches, whilst sharing an "Ooh-Er!" with Frankie Howerd and his sometime colleagues in the Carry On... team.

    Meanwhile, members of the public in the Main Hall could witness a new X Files adventure, then-unseen on terrestrial television, mingled with obscure thrillers like The Odd Man and The Hanged Man (neither series is related!). Master of Ceremonies, Michael Haslett, also interviewed our guests and provided knowledgeable links about the shows. Unlike 1995, he did not attempt to join Robert Harbin in his Origami paper-folding. Alfred Burke, genial gentleman of the stage and screen, kindly introduced his own appearance on stage, before enjoying a recently-rediscovered and restored extract from Public Eye, back to back with a complete episode.

    Thames Television had been very busy in 1996 on our behalf providing many complete programmes and some restored gems. An air of excitement descended on the day as the Public Eye clip was followed by an extract from "Casting the Runes", a 1966 entry into ABC's Mystery & Imagination anthology series. Later on, the original test promos for the Thames TV ident were played, to much hilarity. Tony Currie, guest lecturer and ident expert, wanted to see these, but he injured his leg climbing on stage and was in Casualty by 10 pm! Thames had also restored the infamous "Callan meets Father Dear Father" sketch from a 1971 edition of The Edward Woodward Hour. The sole-surviving Philips 1500 copy was scheduled for destruction, until somebody rang us up and enquired whether it was worth saving. Yes, yes, yes, we replied.

    Our fascinating display of obscure and obsolete tape formats provided people with the opportunity to feel their heritage at first hand. The early domestic VCRs were represented by the CV2000 tapes (chiefly remembered in recent years for yielding Steptoe and Son for eventual re-transmission) and professional broadcast formats included the two-inch videotape, Betacam and M2, which is a digital storage system. Adding something special was a monitor playing TV programmes restored from CV2000 tapes. These tapes had been loaned to the British Film Institute in 1993 for transfer, but were returned two weeks before The Main Event without having been touched. A cheerful note from Brian Jenkinson informed us that the tapes would not play... a fact that surprised both our engineers and viewers who spent the whole day watching near-perfect copies of these vintage sixties recordings! Highlights included the only-surviving footage from ABC's Hancock series, and Danny La Rue singing with Dusty Springfield. Even Warren Mitchell and Eric Sykes got a look in.

    As the day wound down, our level of alcoholic intake rose and the audience mellowed out with an untransmitted edition of Cadfael. The Royal National Lifeboat Institution had raised £557 pounds 22 pence; Kaleidoscope had sold enough merchandise to pay the bills and the audience had become square-eyed once again. Most people are looking forward to the return of The Main Event on Saturday 2nd August 1997."


    Kaleidoscope would like to thank our assisting companies ABC/UGC, Anglia Television, Border Television, The British Film Institute, Central Television, Granada Television, Harrods of Knightsbridge, London Weekend Television, Palan Entertainment for Associated-Rediffusion material, PolyGram Television International for ATV and ITC material, Scottish Television, Southern/Primetime, Thames Television, Twentieth Century Fox Television and Yorkshire Television for making The Main Event possible.



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